Physical Media AUDITION SHEET

a dying physical-media adult store suddenly becomes the most important business in town.

CASTING ROLES

CLERK (Male, 25–40)

Burned-out employee of a nearly abandoned adult video store. Sarcastic, observant, and perpetually unimpressed. Serves as the audience's guide through the chaos.

CLERK #2 (Male, 25–45)

The slightly stranger coworker. Deadpan, thoughtful, and constantly pursuing self-improvement despite his surroundings. Often the calmest person in the room.

THE REGULAR (Male, 35–65)

A devoted physical-media enthusiast. Treats adult DVDs like emergency survival supplies. Brief role with strong comedic impact.

TEST DIALOGUE

CLERK
“You know the internet exists, right?”

REGULAR
“Nobody has a backup plan anymore.”

CLERK
“For porn?”

REGULAR
“One solar flare. One cyberattack. One bad day.”

REGULAR
“I'll be comfortable.”

Regular leaves

CLERK
“I hate that guy.”

CLERK #2
“He's our best customer.”

CLERK
“That's why I hate him, he’s disgusting and creepy.”

CLERK #2
“That's why he’s our best customer.”